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ArchivesMarch 10, 2006 Back to the Dark Ages: South Dakota bans abortions. 4,000-year-old shipyard found in ancient Egypt. USS Ronald Reagan deployed to the Persian Gulf. It gets lost and says "Well..." a lot. Blair puts the responsibility for invading Iraq on... guess who?... the Supreme Being India Giver: Why Was Bush So Generous In New Delhi? From Wonkette: a partial list of websites allowed - and forbidden - to be seen by our troops in the field Federal government within a gnat's hair of running out of money; already picking at pensions & retirement funds Nearly half of children expected to be overweight by 2010. Number of fatheads writing bullshit scare headlines has already exploded. Yet another of the reasons we supposedly went to Iraq falls on its ass. March 7, 2006 Defense Department finally names (some) names in court documents related to Guantanamo Bay RIP: Kirby Puckett, baseball player Army reopens inquiry into hero Pat Tillman's death. I'm sure they'll find themselves guilty, as always AC-130 flying gunships to return to Iraq. Which is funny, 'cause, heh, that insurgency is in its last throes, dontcha know... Bush admin does U-turn on Iranian pipeline - so my question is, who got bribed and how much? Bush's hometown newspaper does a full report on depleted uranium Psst... hey... yeah, you... wanna buy a stuffed pygmy elephant? Must-see video: Bush ties to the those Arab motherfuckers White House cracks down on media leaks. Never mind all those other problems... get the stool pigeons! Did the Russians really call the hit on the Pope? Canada allows Sikhs to carry knives to school. Crocodile Dundee disagrees as to whether those are really knives The super-duper double-dog secret space plane story Jon Stewart bombs with Oscar crowd - turns out he's too much like reg'lar folks (you know - us yokels in the 'flyover states' without whom the Hollywood idiots would have to get real jobs) More wackiness surrounding the story of the Ferrari crash in California Injection of CO2 could quadruple amount of oil coming from wells Red Cross throws cash at needy celebrities From CNN: A list of the stuff the filthy-rich Oscar crowd got Sunday night for free Questionnaire CD from Minnesota Repub party also spies on its users March 6, 2006 AT&T to purchase BellSouth. Now phone service will really suck & cost Ancient sun temple uncovered in Cairo Poll: Bush ratings at all-time low (which proves, I guess, that Americans aren't completely stupid) UK's Sunday Mail: Blood tests on Diana's driver were bogus Dubai Ports wants CNN to tell Lou Dobbs: "Shut up!" UAE port terminal takeover extends to 21 ports... not the few we've been hearing about Submit your resume to be an intelligence analyst... with Walt Disney God bless our military: Gulf War veteran got placebos instead of real medicine High-def photo of a spiral galaxy via Hubble Scientists find traces of lost civiliazation in Indonesia California to rethink 3-strikes law Australian drivers to face smoking ban? Kentucky gov appoints political donors as special justices to KY court hearing his appeal Students Protest After Teacher Suspended for Bush-Hitler Comments (with pic of the little shit who snitched on her) US and India sign nuclear accord. Screw that whole Non-Proliferation Treaty, I guess Awesome Rolling Stone article: Inside Scientology Call for a week of anti-war solidarity in the press The New Amerika: Pay too much on your credit card and you could get flagged by Homeland Security US cites exception in torture ban. How very Christian of them. Want to file a Freedom of Information Act request and don't know how? Here ya go New $10 bill arrives. Soon you can buy a gallon of gas with it... and not much else P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act wins final approval in Congress. We're really screwed, now. February 28, 2006 RIP: Don Knotts, actor. So long, Barney. RIP: Darren McGavin, actor. (Now he gets to put his lamp wherever he wants.) RIP: Octavia Butler, science fiction authoress Six Airborn elite troops in bad trouble for appearing on gay porn site. Apparently strangling foreigners with piano wire is okay, sucking cock is a no-no Dick Cheney's office just happens to locate some documents related to investigation. (Before we get too smug, remember that the same thing happened when Clinton was in office.) Mayor of London gets four-week suspension for comparing Jewish journalist to concentration camp guard. Doesn't he know? - the list of Sacred Groups runs Jews, Niggers, Faggots. Hillbillies still perfectly good targets. (And cripples are just easy ones.) 2,000-year-old Chinese village found. When William F. Buckley goes against the Republican party line, you can honestly say things have changed US Chamber of Commerce gives award to Tom Delay. Hey, I'd like to give Karl Rove something as well. The Snapping Point: Will the Arab-Port dealio be the scandal that finally changes idiots' minds about Bush? News flash: UAE gave $1 million to Bush library. Of course, that has nothing to do with business deals or al Qaeda. Sex Pistols to the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame: Bite the big one Check it out: TV news station employees go undercover to file complaints at local police departments, get harassed instead. Sometimes the conspiracy theories are true: British soldiers compensated for taking part in secret LSD tests God bless Tennessee: Citizen reprimanded by judge for honking at cop running red light Maine residents experiencing unexplained vibrations. Besides the ones from their, um, 'toys.' Church supports suspect in slaying. Let my peeps go, y'all Whopping 3 out of 4 churches accused by IRS of violating restraints on political activities (to retain their non-profit status) Port Authority sues to stop acquisition. Top Homeland Security asshole sez the UAE Katrina donation wasn't a bribe. Nope, they're just the good Moslems. Oil futures jump $2 due to failed attack. Shit, how much would they have jumped if the attack had succeeded? (Or is this just an excuse to raise oil prices?) Your tax dollars at work: Marines caught selling combat gear online The American Decency Association protests the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. To which I say, "Fuck 'em." February 25-27, 2006 South Park episode boycotted in New Zealand; naturally, it gets record-breaking ratings that night. Screw you guys... I'm goin' home UAE port companies will delay takeovers - after public outcry over secretive deal, of course. (Doesn't Halliburton deal in port facilities? Normally they'd be all over this shit.) South Dakota senate moves to ban abortion. Other declarations: the Sun moves around the Earth, babies born in pea pods Morrissey questioned by FBI. Yeah... that's one dangerous felon there, you cowardly fucks Lou Dobbs puts the smackdown on Bush; here's the transcript Now! - have Einstein write your personal equation on the black board! Foxy Felon Threatens The Smoking Gun Roman gladiators fought by the book, according to new findings. Unlike Mike Tyson, for example. Is Our Universe About to Be Mangled? High school junior awarded protein patent; may one day help the world's neediest people. You rock, babe! Send your kids on a Biblically Correct Tour... if you want them to remain fucking ignorant What did she expect, joining a cult? You know that brand-new, super-hi-tech F-22A fighter plane we just built? Well, apparently it's going to be for sale to our allies. (I'm sure no hostile nations will get hold of it; after all, our friends will always be our friends, and our enemies always our enemies, right?) New Orleans says evacuees won't get free ride. (Well, who can blame them?) Wal-Mart bigwig calls it like he sees it... in private emails, anyway No shit: modern college students suffering under the weight more and bigger loans Check it out: an autistic boy is put into a school basketball game by his coach, with four minutes to go; he proceeds to rack up 20 points in three minutes You rock, dude! February 24, 2006 Mosque attack pushes Iraq toward civil war. Yup, we've sure straightened that place out. Welp... on to Iran! Corrupt Catholic motherfucker dies... finally Never thought I'd be linking to Joseph Farah: Is the White House Tone Deaf or Brain Dead? Don't read this unless you wanted to be outraged. The American justice system is apparently fucked. Hubble confirms new moons of Pluto. I have a ring around uranus Senators say port deal carries risks Houston may face gas shortage. Yeah... right Burglary victim finds her stuff in pawn shop; she can have it back - for a price Secret Service agents say Cheney was drunk when he shot the guy. Faith-healer coming to Atlanta - is now buying chicken guts to prepare for fake 'psychic surgeries' Idiot senator (Orrin Hatch) backs off of claim that 'nobody with brains' denies Saddam-al Qaeda link. Back to The Todd Frye Experience |